(Onion nailed it, again)
"In short, freedom of speech means the freedom of fucking speech, you ignorant cocksuckers."
Supreme Court Upholds Freedom Of Speech In Obscenity-Filled Ruling (onion.com)
"It is the opinion of this court that the right to speak without censorship or fear of intimidation is fundamental to a healthy democracy," Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg wrote for the majority. "Furthermore, the court finds that the right to say whatever the hell you want, whenever the hell you want, is not only a founding tenet, but remains essential to the continued success of this nation."